kitty murderbot

once bitten, forever smitten

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.
Al Capone (via archdvmon)

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chikachikaboomboom asked: Did you go out with the man? He has a boom box, that would be enough for me.

assholedisney:

no, he kind of walked a circle around me and my car with his boombox on full blast and was like “girl how old are you” and i said 22 and he was like “well i’m 54 and u the best thing i’ve seen in 54 years. is a pretty girl like you going on a date”

to which i replied “no, it is 9am and i am wearing sweatpants” and he was like “too bad, i would have taken you somewhere real nice” and then he walked away

i’m slightly worried he was a ghost and i was supposed to help him to another realm and i failed