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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

waddafahck you can’t just dump a cup of pot into brownie mix you god damn morons
that is not how you make pot brownies omg
also IS THAT KIEF THOUGH CAUSE WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THAT BOY YOU GONNA BE ON THE GOT DAMN MOON

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

waddafahck you can’t just dump a cup of pot into brownie mix you god damn morons

that is not how you make pot brownies omg

also IS THAT KIEF THOUGH CAUSE WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THAT BOY YOU GONNA BE ON THE GOT DAMN MOON

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

this is me on Tumblr.

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meoplelikepeople:

When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’

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