Oh, Wisconsin.  You are campaigning so hard to join Arizona, Texas and Florida in the Worst States in America Hall of Fame.

Today in “People Who Don’t Understand Contraception Talking About Contraception,” WI Senator Ron Johnson says there is “no conservative who’s trying to deny women health care or contraceptives,” and if you want birth control but you can’t afford it, you can just type “birth control” into Google.  ”Go online, type it in,” he says.  ”It’s easy to get.”

Bonus:  Use of “straw-dog argument” instead of “straw-man.”