Sweet delicate lady flowers, now that you have finally mastered the art of pedaling your velocipede without showing your bloomers and fainting on the road, do you not think it’s time for you to try operating the great and powerful automobile? I know: Vehicles are terribly loud and masculine, what with their engines, wheels and oil. And then there are the colors! Heavens! Imagine driving a car that is red, silver or black! You would die of the shame of it. Oh, now don’t work yourself into one of your fits! There’s a man or — I don’t know if I’m saying this right — fac-tor-y that can help you and his name is Honda. Honda has built us women — the weaker, more sensitive sex — a vehicle of our very own and, thankfully, it comes in pink.
ahaha, oh my god.