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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:30:29 -0400

galaxys4: who gives a shit if yahoo bought tumblr I can’t believe how people are actually being...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:28:35 -0400

who gives a shit if yahoo bought tumblr I can’t believe how people are actually being fucking babies about this

I think they’re being babies about it because historically, Yahoo! ruins everything it touches, and nobody wants Tumblr to become this “link up with Facebook, here’s some ads, you can’t post NSFW stuff anymore” thing.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:26:50 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:42:44 -0400

rubyetc: the worst thing is where you home in on a great...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:09:16 -0400

rubyetc:

the worst thing is where you home in on a great lookin’ top in the shop but then it’s only 5 bloody inches long and you’re like grrrrr *fist shake*

TOTALLY. stahp, fashion. stahp.

lemme get an s/o for see-through tops and tops with weird backs, too

totally impractical, Fashion.

List: Questions That Get All Women Horny

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:52 -0400

List: Questions That Get All Women Horny :

nevver:

I put all the dishes away, is that OK?

You mean to tell me that you are actually 13 years older than you appear? Is it possible that I could even be more attracted to you than I was initially?

Do you mind if I just take care of the laundry? There is a certain way that I like to do it.

Will it bother you if I scratch your head for a while?

Don’t you think you need a new pair of boots to really pull that outfit together?

That dinner was so delicious, will you please make it for me again? Scratch that. Will you share the recipe with me and I’ll just make it myself in the near future, with possible riffs and improvements?

How can it be that you’ve said something so insightful when you just said something even more witty before that and are likely to blow my mind again momentarily?

Do all female celebrities know how inferior they are to you?

Did you recently lose weight and/or gain muscle?

Claire Zulkey

not going to lie, I’d be down with just about all of these. except “can I improve on your recipe” IT DOESN’T NEED IMPROVEMENT *huffhuff* (not really true, but I do loooooove when people like my food enough to say so/ask for the recipe)

haha I love this.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:09 -0400

haha I love this.

nevver: “There is nothing more provocative than minding your...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:49 -0400

nevver:

“There is nothing more provocative than minding your own business.”

sleepmurder: psychedelic-physicist: Dr. J. Robert...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:56:02 -0400

sleepmurder:

psychedelic-physicist:

Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer (Father of the atomic bomb)

Truly the face of a haunted man.

Possibly the most poignant sound byte ever.

failuretime: We need more kids like this - Imgur

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:51:09 -0400

failuretime:

We need more kids like this - Imgur

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:48:09 -0400

knittedlampshade: thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past been...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:46:31 -0400

knittedlampshade:

thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past

been there

we’re all young and ignorant at some point

crowcrow: From Etsy also known as the “ah, shit”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:34:00 -0400

crowcrow:

From Etsy

also known as the “ah, shit” moment. (or possibly the “NOT PREGNANT” moment, but y’know)

nevver: Moore, Oklahoma

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:32:12 -0400

nevver:

Moore, Oklahoma

Broetry.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:37:53 -0400

Broetry.

Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:37:59 -0400

Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing:

edwardspoonhands:

First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.

But there are a number of circumstances in which…

Here is a thing to read.

uggghhh okayy they are so cute

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:51:13 -0400

uggghhh okayy they are so cute

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:49:24 -0400

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:31:47 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:09:56 -0400