Posts tagged Barack Obama
Posts tagged Barack Obama
They hate you so much they’ll defend Nazi Germany because you said you didn’t like it.
Can we take a minute just to appreciate the best photo of the President of the United States that I’ve ever seen? And by best, I obviously mean sassiest. Seriously, this could be the cover of Sassy magazine! SASSYPANTS FOR PREZ.
[via Washington Post]
I know I reblogged this before but
mhm mhm mhm
ahh I love it
Sneaking up on Dad.
sendin’ me e-mails
The President & First Lady
They’re so adorable.
Mitt Romney, who would love to latch himself on to the coattails of pioneering douche bag Scott Walker’s recent recall victory in Wisconsin, has been name-dropping it on the campaign trail. Sadly, he doesn’t really get the message.
According to Romney, “the American people” voted the way they did in Wisconsin because they disagree with Obama’s plan to hire more— wait for it— teachers, police officers, and firefighters. The direct quote is as such: ”He says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It’s time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.”
Yes, help the American people by… what? Pouring billions of dollars into government defense contractors? I bet. And we don’t need no book-learnin’. We already know Mitt has a low opinion of teachers, claiming they are just complaining and that it’s not hard to teach a classroom with 30 or more students. Fewer teachers! Boo, big government! Who needs firefighters when you can have Mexican immigrants form a bucket brigade to put the fire out in your piddly little hovel?
Gosh. Even Scott Walker was like “Uh, that’s not actually what the purpose of this was at all— I meant to PROTECT teachers, police, and firefighters!” He said, quote, “that’s not what I think of when I think of big government.”
I hate everybody. And campaign season is just starting to pick up, too! Christ. How many days until November?
“A Super PAC hell-bent on unseating President Obama this fall has unveiled their genius plan for convincing America that its current Commander-in-Chief is unfit to lead. Get an ‘extremely literate’ black Republican to appear on a commercial and refer to the President as a ‘black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln.’ That would be a brilliant plan if a black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln didn’t sound like the coolest fucking person ever, and calling for an ‘extremely literate’ black person didn’t sound totally fucking racist.”
MoGlo, bringin’ her A-game again.
Sometimes it embarrasses me how much I love our president
I love him so much omg