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thedrunkenmoogle:

insatiable-geek: Link’s Medicine of Magic - Green Potion (The Legend of Zelda alcoholic punch)

Ingredients:
2 liters Sprite
1 liter Green Apple Soda
1 cup Vodka
1/2 cup Green Apple Liqueur
1/4 cup Lychee Liqueur

Directions: This drink is a punch meant for parties.  Mix all ingredients into a punch bowl, cauldron, boiling flask, or large container of your choosing.  Drink whenever you feel the need to restore your magic meter. 

A note from the creators: “This has a nice apple flavor (but not too strong), and the lychee adds a nice touch of exotic.  Keep in mind we used a 5 liter boiling flask for this monster.  So start breaking open pots and bring your rupees to the witch’s hut… or hit up the liquor store.”

Drink created and photographed by The Insatiable Geek.

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)

Ingredients:
Eevee:
1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters

Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka

Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve

Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 
1 pinch cinnamon

Espeon:
1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine 

Umbreon:
1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum

Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin

Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps 

Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.

“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White

Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Dratini (Pokemon cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz gin (Bombay Sapphire Gin used)
1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq
splash of blue curacao

Directions: For this variation of martini, mix and stir in the ingredients over ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Place a dollop of whipped cream on the side of the glass as a garnish.

“It is called the “Mirage Pokémon” because so few have seen it.” -Pokedex entry for Dratini

Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Mudkip (Pokemon Shot)

Ingredients:

1/2 ounce Peach Schnapps (Peachtree)
1 ounce Blue Curacao (Dekuyper)
3/8 ounce Caramel Liquor (Southern Comfort)

Directions:  Pour the Blue Curacao into a double shot glass and then, using a bar spoon, layer the Peach Schnapps and Caramel Liquor on top in that order. 

The origin of this drink is unknown.  I have searched the internet high and low for the actual creator, but I just can’t seem to find who made it first.  The earliest mention of it that I can find is from the 4chan archives in 2007.  If you are the creator of this drink (first of all, great job, this is awesome), please contact me with proof and I will give you the credit you deserve.  Photography by jedifreac. 

herd u liek mudkipz

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Rainbow Road Shot Challenge

The Drunken Moogle reader Mar and her husband submitted a combination of shots, meant to be taken together, called the Rainbow Road Shot challenge.

Each shot represents a monster in the Mario universe.  As the monsters get stronger down the road, so does the shot!  Participants start out with the Goomba shot and end with the flaming Bowser shot.  

Goomba: Kahlua & cream
Koopa: Mojito - light rum, mint, and simple syrup, with a mint sugar rim
Boo: Vanilla infused vodka & non-dairy creamer
Thwamp: Blueberry vodka jello shot, with blue sugar rim
Dry Bones: Dirty Gin Martini
Bowser: Thai bird chili & cinnamon candy infused bacardi 151, with cinnamon sugar rim (Light the shot on fire, but BE CAREFUL! Lighting the shot on fire is optional; The Drunken Moogle isn’t responsible if you burn your face off.) 

Words can’t express how excited I am to try this!  Thanks again to Mar for creating and sharing this experience. Drink responsibly, Moogles.