Posts tagged Chris Rock
Posts tagged Chris Rock

You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway!
(Source: anthropomorphizing, via pricklylegs)
I think one of my most virulent dislikes of the Nice Guy(tm) is their expectation of a reward for displaying basic human decency. ”I’m so nice, why aren’t women sleeping with me?” In the immortal words of Chris Rock: ”A [guy] will say some shit like, ‘I take care of my kids.’ You’re supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? ‘I ain’t never been to jail!’ What do you want, a cookie?! You’re not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”