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Posts tagged Kim Kardashian

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What's wrong with our society:

Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:
Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:
Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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animalstalkinginallcaps: I’M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAH! AHA HHAAAAH HA- I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA- I DON’T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ‘SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE’ ARGUMENT? I CAN’T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA! OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN’S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING  SHAM OF A ‘MARRIAGE’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED? HOOOOO! THAT’S RICH. THAT’S FUNNY STUFF. YOU’RE- HAHAHA! AHHH … YOU’RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY. I TOTALLY GET IT. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAH! AHA HHAAAAH HA-

I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA-

I DON’T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ‘SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE’ ARGUMENT? I CAN’T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA!

OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN’S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING  SHAM OF A ‘MARRIAGE’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED?

HOOOOO! THAT’S RICH. THAT’S FUNNY STUFF. YOU’RE- HAHAHA! AHHH … YOU’RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY. I TOTALLY GET IT. 

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