“A Super PAC hell-bent on unseating President Obama this fall has unveiled their genius plan for convincing America that its current Commander-in-Chief is unfit to lead. Get an ‘extremely literate’ black Republican to appear on a commercial and refer to the President as a ‘black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln.’ That would be a brilliant plan if a black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln didn’t sound like the coolest fucking person ever, and calling for an ‘extremely literate’ black person didn’t sound totally fucking racist.”

MoGlo, bringin’ her A-game again.