kitty murderbot

eeeeh

chuckhistory:

More Panda.

this is how I feel today

because I made the mistake of participating in a Jez thread about Nice Guys

where all the comments I made were basically responded to by men telling me that Nice Guys were the way they were because of things women did

okay

(via pricklylegs)

:)

(via and-every-thing-nice)

(via jodyrobots)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

ahahaha.

(Source: cravetheadventure, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

bleedshotbrass:

muppety:

oh yay.  just, yay.

BEAOTIFOOL HARRUP MUSIK

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

He looks so damn coy about it, too.

(via digitalfreaks)

theclearlydope:

Reserved parking.

tastefullyoffensive:

Optimistic Goose

[reddit]

any port in a storm.

ohaymrdth:

his face just looks so jolly tho ..

(via in-our-summer-skin)

(Source: anchorsandmoons, via and-every-thing-nice)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

CAN WE JUST DROP THE WHOLE CHARADE WHERE WE GIVE EACH OTHER COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SHIT AND PRETEND WE SORT OF DISLIKE EACH OTHER AND JUST ADMIT THAT WE WOULD DIVE INTO EACH OTHER’S PANTS SO HARD AND SO FAST IT WOULD MAKE MATTHEW MITCHAM’S OLYMPIC GOLD LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID FALLING OFF A WATER SLIDE?

BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY HIT THAT.

FRONT, BACK, SIDE TO SIDE.

THE WORKS.

ha, that sounds familiar.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS POURED INTO THOSE JEANS.

ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR FACE STILL. DON’T LICK YOUR LIPS. GRACE UNDER PRESSURE.

… I WOULD RIDE THAT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.

I WOULD BREAK THAT MAN IN HALF.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

“I’M LEAVING YOU.” THAT’S ALL HE SAID.

AND THAT GOT ME TO THINKING, ONCE I STOPPED CRYING. ONCE HE WAS GONE.

ABOUT SO MANY THINGS REALLY, BUT MOSTLY ABOUT HOW FEW WORDS IT TAKES TO SAY SOMETHING TRULY HORRIBLE. YOU CAN DO IT IN TWO BUT THERE’S A LOT OF ROOM FOR MISCOMMUNICATION OR MISUNDERSTANDING. “I’M LEAVING” IS NOT EXACTLY “I’M LEAVING YOU” IF YOU SEE WHAT I’M SAYING. THREE WORDS, THOUGH … YOU CAN DESTROY A PERSON’S SENSE OF PEACE WITH NO MORE THAN THREE WORDS. JUST THINK ABOUT IT. SOME OF THE WORST PHRASES IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY REQUIRE THREE WORDS.

“YOU HAVE CANCER.”

“YOUR MOTHER DIED.”

“FEATURING 2 CHAINZ.”

SUCH HORRORS, DELIVERED WITH SUCH BREVITY.

CAN I GET SOME MORE REISLING? I’M NOT READY TO GO HOME.