Posts tagged exercise
Posts tagged exercise
Now throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just do care about your figure.
I would 100% attend this class.
I see all of these videos where people are trying these outrageous strip dances on strip poles and they always end up falling with the pole on them… I have a feeling these strip poles people buy for their home aren’t exactly steady. That’s just common sense. Why do you want a strip pole in your home… go to a pole dancing class or go be a stripper!!!
Probably the same reason anyone buys home fitness equipment— to work out at home. Why buy a weight bench when you could just go to the gym, or go be a bodybuilder? Why put a yoga mat in your home? Go to a yoga class or become a yoga instructor! Don’t buy a basketball— go to the basketball court or join the NBA! See, that doesn’t make much sense.
Unfortunately, quality poles are expensive and must be carefully installed. Those cheap shitty ones you just wind into your ceiling like it’s a goddamn curtain tension rod are… I don’t even know why they make those, frankly.
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
got my mat bag in the mail yesterday, brought everything to work today… yoga fire! it beats doing lunchtime yoga on the carpet, not fun for knees.
I need to sign up for those Wednesday lunchtime classes yo
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“Crypto-racism, misogyny, inaccuracy, and complete and utter point-missing aside, “Michelle Obama is fat even though she forced your kid to see a lettuce” is a favorite trope of the right wing. Remember when The Washington Post published an article called “Michelle Obama orders 1,700-calorie meal at Shake Shack”? It’s because Matt Drudge’s favorite story besides “black teenager fights white teenager” is “Michelle Obama Ate Fast Food,” and the Post want a Drudge Report link.”