Posts tagged gaming
Posts tagged gaming
UH EXQZ ME WAT
This is not about “protecting women.” It’s about cleaning out the sewers that our games have become. This will not be easy and it will not be fun. Standing up to these little jerks will require the same courage from us that women like Anita Sarkeesian have already shown. We will become objects of hatred, ridicule, and contempt. Our manhood will be questioned. But if we remember who we are and stand strong together, we can beat them. In any case we won’t be threatened with sexual violence the way women are. We have it easier than they do.
expbaronline: Chateau Romani (The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Frangelico
1 oz Wild Turkey American Honey
MilkDirections: Pour alcohol in a shaker with ice and shake vigorously. Strain into a small glass and fill with milk. Enjoy the unlimited magic!
A note from the drink’s creator:
This is a good sweet yet strong cocktail. It has a full robust taste and a well rounded flavor. Great for any occasion.
We first set out to create a Lon Lon Milk cocktail but quickly realized it had been done plenty before where as Chateau Romani didn’t have one. So we started working on that. In game the milk restores all magic and grants you unlimited magic for the 3 day period. While this milk isn’t made from specially bred cows we promise after a few of these you’ll feel like you have plenty of magic.
“It seems like drinking Chateau Romani makes your magic power last for three days…” ~Gossip Stone Majora’s Mask
Drink created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.
(via thedrunkenmoogle)
And wow, he is a doozy. Just, whew.
In sum: ”I’m not a misogynist, I just think all women are stupid, fat, attention-seeking whores who have never been good at anything.”
In short, the fucking loser troglodytes behind this harassment campaign against Anita Sarkeesian have created a video game in which you can beat her up.
Coooooooooooooooooool oh wait

Horrifying misogyny aside, I am actually amazed at the outpouring of hate and vitriol directed at this woman who has done nothing more offensive or terrible than suggesting we ought to take a look at female tropes in video games. It’s truly incredible, the amount of absolute psychopathy aimed at someone who is essentially a stranger.
Internet Dudes everywhere have become completely and totally unhinged at the very suggestion that some woman, somewhere, might want to examine how females are treated in electronic gaming culture. They have lost their heads. They have taken leave of their senses entirely. DDoS attacks on her site. Photoshopped images of her being raped. Misogynist memes created about her. People trying to access and post her personal information (phone number, address, etc.). The YouTube comments, of course. Death threats. Wishes that she would experience some kind of violence, usually overtly sexual violence. Reporting her social media accounts as hate speech, terrorism, and spam. I mean, really crazy stuff. It’s insane. They don’t even know this woman, but the tired old message they’re sending is coming through loud and clear:
Tits or GTFO.
(Source: pusheen)
insatiable-geek: Link’s Medicine of Magic - Green Potion (The Legend of Zelda alcoholic punch)
Ingredients:
2 liters Sprite
1 liter Green Apple Soda
1 cup Vodka
1/2 cup Green Apple Liqueur
1/4 cup Lychee LiqueurDirections: This drink is a punch meant for parties. Mix all ingredients into a punch bowl, cauldron, boiling flask, or large container of your choosing. Drink whenever you feel the need to restore your magic meter.
A note from the creators: “This has a nice apple flavor (but not too strong), and the lychee adds a nice touch of exotic. Keep in mind we used a 5 liter boiling flask for this monster. So start breaking open pots and bring your rupees to the witch’s hut… or hit up the liquor store.”
Drink created and photographed by The Insatiable Geek.
fuckyeahlink: muchneededmerch submitted: NEW Legend of Zelda Lon Lon Milk/Pabst mashup t shirt!
After a long day of running across Hyrule, fighting your way through dungeons, and “listening” to Navi you may want to stop by the Milk Bar and get yourself a glass of Lon Lon Milk to take the edge off.
Available in Mens and Womens sizes and a variety of colors.
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I… might need this.
The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)
Ingredients:
Eevee:
1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters
Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka
Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve
Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151
1 pinch cinnamon
Espeon:
1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine
Umbreon:
1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum
Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin
Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnappsDirections: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass. For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire. Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect. For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.
“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White
Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda cocktail)
Ingredients:
3 cl Black Sambuca
2 cl Myer’s Rum
1.5 cl Grand Marnier
5 cl Apple Juice
Club SodaDirections: Shake all ingredients with ice and pour into an ice-filled glasss.
“Pathetic little fool! Do you realize who you’re dealing with? I am Ganondorf and soon I will rule the world!” -Ganondorf; LoZ:OoT
Drink created and photographed by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.
Shirley Templar (Assassin’s Creed cocktail)
Ingredients:
Ginger Ale
Sprite
1.5 oz. gin
1.5 oz. grenadine
1 maraschino cherryDirections: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top. Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin. Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.
Patron: “Shirley Templar? What’s in it?”
Desmond: “The usual, I just add some gin.”
A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink. In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin. Photography by The Drunken Moogle.
Dratini (Pokemon cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz gin (Bombay Sapphire Gin used)
1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq
splash of blue curacaoDirections: For this variation of martini, mix and stir in the ingredients over ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Place a dollop of whipped cream on the side of the glass as a garnish.
“It is called the “Mirage Pokémon” because so few have seen it.” -Pokedex entry for Dratini
Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.
Like politics, gaming is often seen as a “boy’s club.” This despite a report from Entertainment Software Association that claims that 42% of gamers are female.
You might not know it from looking at the stats, however: many female gamers actively hide their gender for fear of harassment, …
(Source: pusheen)