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I do as well

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yeah I had to start my day with tea this morning because SOME ASSHOLE drank the entire pot of coffee, left about a half-cup in the pot, and then just turned the burner off INSTEAD OF MAKING MORE COFFEE

GOD DAMN IT THAT IS THE FOURTH TIME

WHEN I FIND THAT PERSON

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

AUGH! NO, NO! THIS IS GIN! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM TO FILL THE RESERVOIRS WITH VODKA! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, IT SMELLS LIKE A PINE FOREST! 

EVERYONE STAY BACK UNTIL WE CAN GET SOME TONIC WATER TO ONE OF THE SPRINKLERS!

thedrunkenmoogle:

insatiable-geek: Link’s Medicine of Magic - Green Potion (The Legend of Zelda alcoholic punch)

Ingredients:
2 liters Sprite
1 liter Green Apple Soda
1 cup Vodka
1/2 cup Green Apple Liqueur
1/4 cup Lychee Liqueur

Directions: This drink is a punch meant for parties.  Mix all ingredients into a punch bowl, cauldron, boiling flask, or large container of your choosing.  Drink whenever you feel the need to restore your magic meter. 

A note from the creators: “This has a nice apple flavor (but not too strong), and the lychee adds a nice touch of exotic.  Keep in mind we used a 5 liter boiling flask for this monster.  So start breaking open pots and bring your rupees to the witch’s hut… or hit up the liquor store.”

Drink created and photographed by The Insatiable Geek.

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)

Ingredients:
Eevee:
1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters

Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka

Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve

Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 
1 pinch cinnamon

Espeon:
1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine 

Umbreon:
1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum

Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin

Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps 

Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.

“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White

Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

(Source: zarathustra-says, via luckyshirt)

sometimes.

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